So here it goes, my list of crazy stuff from the locker room:
- The hair dryer..this should be renamed to "the hair on the top of your head above your ears dryer" as many people seem to confuse the use of such device. I have seen this used in places you would not believe.
- Nakedness..many sub topics on this one. First and foremost I understand that nakedness is expected, it is a locker room but the extent that people take this is a little strange. Such as: Shaving in the nude, even if this is your prefered practice at home I do not think acrowded sink area of a public gym is approbriate. Just to clarify: shaving your face, completely naked in front of a mirror while a bunch of other individuals are trying to get dressed and ready for the day..what gives?
- Nakednesss part two...once again completely naked, strutting through the entire locker room, paper in hand to go drop the deuce, seen it more than once.
- Nakedness part three...the individual that insists on carrying on a full fledge conversation about the state of the union while standing in front off you in their birthday suit; once again not an isolated incident.
- Nakedness part four....checking the underside of their junk in the mirror with their foot on the counter, seen it only once but was enough to scar me for a lifetime.
- So enough on the nakedness for now, the next topic is the "over agressive grunter".We all understand that you are lifting a lot of weight but you do not need to grunt loud enough that everyone else in the building needs to stop what they are doing to turn around and see how much weight you just put up. One individual at out local gym has such been nicknamed "Child Birth" for obvious reasons.
More to come just the icing on the cake.
4 comments:
Chad, as your brother-in-law you know I don't go to the gym. However, your comments created some visuals that will cause nightmares for me tonight. That was a pretty funny list. My trainer has collected dust for the last 2 weeks. My body that I have been competing for time-on-trainer with just had his knee scoped and is ready to get back on the bike. I wish I had your motivation! Hopefully I can make 2006 the year of the road bike for me. Take care. Steve
Obviously I meant "my buddy" not "my body". Too many "Bad Naked" visuals from your blog I guess.
Holy cow I thought I was the only one who was creeped out by the nakedness! My gym even has the idiots who walk around naked while chatting on the cell phone, even though the sign CLEARLY says no phones in the locker room. But who's going to tell him to hang it up when he's waving his junk around.
Holy cow I thought I was the only one who was creeped out by the nakedness! My gym even has the idiots who walk around naked while chatting on the cell phone even though the sign clearly says no phones in the locker room. But who;s going to tell him to hang it up when he's waving his junk around.
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